i want alcohol and a boyfriend
well yeah so does grantaire we can’t all get what we want can we
#sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes the object of your affections is in love with France
(via revolutionbeforefornication)
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Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
(via grantaire-dont-care)
loki-thedoctor-hobbits-in221b:
LET YOUR POWER SHINE
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
ACTUAL TEARS. You have my actual tears on your hands goddammit.
I HADN’T EVEN FINISHED LAUGHING YET GOD
Literally my reaction:
And then I cried
You didn’t have to!
Fucks sake, dude. This went from funny to heart-wrenchingly sad in the space of ten seconds.
go sit in the corner and think of what you have just done
(Source: frostymaggie, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
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cat fell inside a bag full of plastic balls
omfg
fucking cats
I snorted at this
as if I’m not putting it on my blog
that cat has the best ‘oh jesus what have I done’ expression ever
(via little-smartass)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
…It all makes sense now O.O
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, and Lucy found Narnia first.
i knew it all the time
WHERE DO YOU THINK ROWLING GOT THE INSPIRATION, EVEN SUBCONSCIOUSLY I MEAN COME ON GUYS
(Source: iggys-petrified-couch-stuffing, via jollllly)
how is it possible to love fictional characters this much and also have people always been this way?
like, did queen elizabeth lie in bed late sometimes thinking ‘VERILY I CANNOT EVEN FOR MERCUTIO HATH SLAIN ME WITH FEELS’
was caesar like ‘ET TU ODYSSEUS’
sometimes i wonder
i accept this
(via grantairenjolras)
