WE get evicted for having polite and nice friends over. Our housemates have had friends over every day for about two months. Yesterday and this evening they are getting drunk in the back yard. and I finally got sick of the disgusting kitchen that it took them A WEEK to trash after my best friend, who has obsessive-compulsive tendancies, among other things, disinfected the WHOLE THING. How is this...
as I am a complete whovian nerd, I have gathered...
my-journey-my-thoughts: 0fficerfriendly: All of these.
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends: With your family: With younger kids: That joey gif Why can’t I stop looking.
nivii asked: Just wanted to thank you for following Fuck Yeah Roleplay Advice!
Supervising Heather Playing Amnesia
is just about the funniest thing ever.
Those in the Gothic community...reblog. I want to...
Just So You Know
This guy thinks that it’s a woman’s fault if she is drunk and gets raped. Have fun!
captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants: DOCTOR WHO...
ask-the-moon-princess: lolliconjure: ...
Mom: I just want you to know that I will love you no matter what orientation you are.
Me: Thanks. That means a lot to me because I'm actually bi.
Mom: No you aren't
Me: But I am.
Mom: No. You aren't.
Me: But I am.
Mom: No you aren't. You can't even know that you haven't had sex.
Me: Well. See, I'm a guy okay? And like a lot of guys, I like boobs and vaginas and the female for in general. But see. I also like dicks and the male form.
Me: And I'm pretty sure I didn't just make up this massive hankering for cocks as some sort of teenage rebellion.
Mom: You are not bi.
You poor thing. I know that feel. Tell your mother to fuck off.
Tag Thing That I'm So Not Going To Tag Anyone In
I like cats. This is because I ama cat. I have a bit of time lord cat chameleon circuit wizardry that makes me appear human but it’s kind of shonky so sometimes i can’t help it and go “meow”. I love a corsetted shape. Including the lower stomach rounding and the bowing at the waistline that occurs. I love traditional Scots culture, and I want to learn Scots. I love...